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October 12, 2010
Kansas City Missouri River Clean-up Results!
October 2nd, 2010
Total Volunteers: 380
MRR Crew: 50
Boats: 16 (4 Missouri River Relief, 3 Living Lands & Waters, 3 MDC, 2 EPA, 2 Rivermiles, 1 Burns & Mac, 1 Private)
River Miles: 11 (mm 348-359)
River Level: 19 feet
Landfill: 4.1 tons
Scrap Metal: 1.5 tons
Tires: 39 (.68 tons)
Total Tonnage: 6.28 Tons!
Stream Teams: 1875, 4083, 41, 3112,
Volunteer Groups Involved: Unilever, Coca-Cola, Cargill, UMKC Environmental Awareness Club & Environmental Science Classes, Shawnee Mission NW Highschool, Nativity Scouts 178 (Nativity of Mary School), Singles Available for Community Service (SACS), Audubon Society, MO Master Naturalists, Friends of the River - KC, Ozark Wilderness Waterways Club, Crossroads Church, BMCD, G.A.P. of Breakpoint Community Church, Kansas City Power & Light, Kansas City Water Services, Park University, Rockhurst, Platte River Paddlers, MO Stream Team, NLO Highschool, Rivermiles Llc
Names of River Teams: Fish Stix, Big Bad Red, Cougar 1 – 7, the Lipton Tea Bags, the Turd Burglars, Pocahontas, the 4th Floor, the Giant Fish, the Silver Carp, the Kangaroos, the Trashbusters, Fish out of Water, Cricket Teeth, River Rats, Pterodactyl, the River Turtles, Park University, River Gizzards, Rockhurst River Rats, Mark Twain, the Night Hawks, Thermal Inversion, the Cobras
Trash Tally!!!!
247 large Bags of Trash
39 Tires
12 chunks o’ Styrofoam
1 Foam Treetrunk
8 Coolers
7 Plastic Buckets
4 – 55-gallon Metal Drums
11 – 55-gallon Plastic Barrels
4 – 20-gallon barrels
4 Refrigerators
10 chunks o’ Plastic
1 – 8-foot PVC Pipe
1 Keg
1 Pig Pen?
10’ x 20’ honeycomb Landscaping Bank Stabilizer
4 Plastic Poles
1 Picnic Table
2 Buoys
5 Gas Cans
1 Paint Can
1 Plastic kid’s Slide
3 Propane Tanks
½ of a Couch
2 Chairs
1 Sheet Metal panel 4’x 8’
1 Steel Cable
1 T-Post
2 Showerwalls
1 - 8’ Florescent Bulb
1 Plastic Grenade
A whole Bunch of Balls
1 Syringe
1 Stereo Speaker
1 small Plastic Buffalo
1 plastic Hard Hat
1 unpermitted Landfill full of household trash
April 19, 2010
Spring Cleaning on the 350 bar
April 11, 2010
Missouri River Relief has become famous in some circles for providing a terrific opportunity to meet the Big Muddy face to face in all of her seasons. We’ve been out there in freezing cold, bundled in blankets, we’ve been out there with the rain driving into our faces, and we’ve been out there roasting in the hot sun. But the river shows her softer side now, in the spring, when the water is chilly, the sand damp and the willows just greening.
As a River Relief staffer, there is much in our day that just isn’t as pleasant as being on the water! The phone and computer, trucks and trailers, fliers and t-shirts become the train that we ride to each new destination. Some weeks we don’t even see the river we are passionate about. And the weeks that we do become the real payday.
Hosting people on the river is more complicated that one might think. We must over think each step in the day- supplies, food, shelter, banners, tables, transportation- all with the end result that folks have met the river and found her a friend. We depend on devoted and dedicated crew to provide a stress-free experience.

Missouri Master Naturalists Field Trip
In February’s chill I received a call from Bill Fessler asking if we’d be available to take the Osage Trails Chapter of the Missouri Master Naturalists on the Missouri for a field trip and small-scale clean up. We checked the schedule and decided that April 11 was going to be the day! Bill, acting as liaison to the group on MRR’s behalf got the word out and the sign-up rolling. Supplies and t-shirts generously provided through the Missouri Stream Team program were loaded into the truck. A trip to the grocery store provided a picnic lunch. An early start was planned, to be ready for the team of Naturalists joining us at La Benite to be shuttled to the “350 bar”, a constructed island and chute located just down stream of the park. The KC crew has found this island to be a little paradise, and often take crew practicing their boat operation skills there for practice.
A beautiful weekend was forecast, and with the early start in mind, the little crew assembled decided to put the boats in the water on Saturday and enjoy a night camping on the island. Putting the boats in the water at 5:30 pm on Saturday sounded a lot more enticing that splashing them at 5:30 am on Sunday to be ready!
We shared the island with many nests of Canada geese who were a little miffed by our presence. We’d brought the dogs along with us, two young Labradors who carefully brought us unbroken eggs in their soft mouths. Several trips back to the nests to replace eggs were conducted, until the “girls” understood that the eggs were to remain cozy and warm in the down nests and were not something to be brought to camp! A midnight swim distracted the pups thanks to Ruth. I imagine the geese were more relieved that the people who were to share tents with the wet, tired pups!
The Osage Trails chapter of the Master Naturalists is a special group of people. They have spent nearly 4 months in training classes, honing their knowledge of Missouri’s natural history. Each member must provide at least 40 hours of service each year, helping out on projects as varied as the naturalists themselves. They execute a Capstone Project- sort of an Eagle Scout on steroids effort- that provides a learning experience and sustainable project for the citizens of Missouri. All told, this was a group that could be expected to be raring to go!
In the morning’s dim light, Bill and I prepared the boats and readied the supplies. Ruth remained in camp to tidy up the area and do a brief scout for trash. We pulled the two boats off of the sand and headed back to La Benite where a dozen naturalists waited patiently to board boats. After a brief safety session, the Naturalists donned lifejackets and were boarded into boats for a shuttle to the island. I cut the motor and offered a brief interpretation of the island, the chute and the rules of the road, river style! As we drifted, the inevitable questions came pouring out.
“Is it safe to canoe the Missouri?” Absolutely!
“Is that a whirlpool that will suck us down?” Not even close! The sand bed of the river is always moving and creates funnels of water that appear round. Just think of playing with the hose as a kid- remember the bigger the hole, the bigger the swirls of water?
“Is the water safe to drink?” Millions of people in 10 states and part of Canada drink Missouri River water after passing through a drinking water treatment plant.
“Are we there, yet?”
The boats pulled onto the sand with a quick “little bump” warning from the captains. Crew on the island offered a hand to those exiting the boats. “Grab a t-shirt and fill your water bottles, get some gloves and a couple of extra bags. We’ll shuttle you around to the spots where the trash has gathered.” The island became a bevy of activity as folks fanned out and began grabbing the trash that was caught in each and every pile of driftwood. The geese again moved away with the onslaught of so many humans.
One bag became two and two bags ten as the trash quickly began to pile up along the shoreline. A tire appeared, with its rescuer covered in mud and smiles. People began to feel comfortable on the sand, and started the inevitable catalogue of “oh my moments” that we are privileged to be a part of. No morels yet. Goose nests everywhere. Trash that has made its way down from 3 states away. Sun. Wind. Sand. The river slowly offers up her treasures until, with a job literally in the bag, we boarded boats again to be brought t o the tip of the island to enjoy a campfire and hot dog lunch.
With heads full of wind and water, and bellies full of hot dogs cooked expertly on sticks, we began the slow migration back to the boats to return these stalwarts to La Benite and their cars. A group was coming in the afternoon to haul the trash away. The job of the Mater Naturalists was done. 40 or so bags of trash, with two tires were the morning’s haul.
Woodruff Sweitzer on the River
River Relief has a unique opportunity this year. We responded to an RFP that offered the assistance of a prestigious marketing and communications agency that would assist MRR in growing our program. We are honored to have been chosen by the staff of Woodruff Sweitzer, a “next generation agency delivering unexpected ideas, nurtured in fresh air.” “Fueled by an entrepreneurial spirit, Woodruff Sweitzer is able to propel clients and their brands farther, faster.” We see it as a perfect fit!
So, how do you truly introduce a staff of marketing geniuses to our program? Well, we take them out on the river and pick up trash!
Jeff arrived from Columbia, ready to take the new additions to our tribe out on the river. The first step is always the same- safety briefing and lifejackets! These bright faces, some weary from a 2 hour trip, boarded boats and began trip similar to the one conducted earlier that morning. I watched this from the tiller of another boat, but saw the same gleam in the eye and questioning faces I had seen just hours before.
Again, déjà vu! The boats pulled up to the now warming sand and eager hands were clasped as the group left the boats. Again, a brief orientation and introduction to the island and chute prepared these new volunteers for their part of the day. Jeff again loaded people onto the boat and began the slower process of picking up the trash bagged and left behind earlier that day.I stayed back on the island, putting away supplies and repacking the tools used so recently. The rest of the story is second hand- but I can imagine the tone and tenor of the trip back.
As a group, we “pass the feather”, offering our best moment of the day. Jeff was fortunate to facilitate this process, hearing first hand the impressions of the gathered volunteers. Jeff returned from delivering the trash to the ramp and the people to their cars wreathed in smiles.
It seems the river made many new friends this day!
We could not do these events without the help of generous sponsors and our hard working crew.
Special thanks to the Friends of Lakeside Nature Center, Stream Team #175 who provided bags, gloves and shirts courtesy of the Stream Team Program.
Thanks to our crew- Bill Fessler, Ruth Van Wye, Dylan Lehrbaum, Jim Armer and Yassi Armer (yes, Yassi is 3 and very adept at holding a line!) for all of their help. Thanks to Michael Richmond for once again wrangling food for hungry volunteers.
Thanks to Jeff Barrow, MRR Director for setting up the day with Woodruff Sweitzer, and again to Bill Fessler for setting up our day with the Osage Trails Chapter of the Missouri Master Naturalists.
November 12, 2008
La Benite Trash Tally!
October 4, 2008
MRR Crew: 42
Boats: 19 (1 Big Muddy National Fish & Wildlife Refuge; 6 MO Dept. of Conservation; 4 MO River Relief, 1 Burns & McDonnell, 3 Rivermiles, 3 EPA, 1 Army Corps of Engineers)
River Miles: 12.5 (RM 345-357, + 1/2 mile at Alligator Cove)
River Level: 8.5 feet (Kansas City gage)
Landfill Tons: estimated 7.5
Scrap Metal Tons: 1.5 tons
Tires: 58 (estimated 0.9 tons)
Total Trash Tonnage: estimated 9.9 tons
Names of River Teams: Water Girls, Piling People, Civil Air Patrol, The Islanders, The Otters, The Winners, 3331, Shay 4 & 5, Mud Hens, Scavengers, Swamp Rats, Lipton Ramrod Tea Bags, The Fridge Brigade, Scallywags, The Beavers, The Couple, The Impacters, The Rockers, Quiet Ones, Trash Wrestlers, GCC, Team Trashy, Random 5, Rockhurst, City Cougars, UMKC
Other Groups: Cargill, UMKC, Scuola Vita Nuova, Sprint, UMKC, Rockhurst University, Coca-Cola Enterprises.
(partial list of trash collected. note - this stretch downstream of the Kansas City metropolitan area has some of the wildest diversity of trash to be found on the river. Check this out!!!)
351 Large Bags of Trash
39 Tires on Rim
19 Tires w/o Rim
2 Rims
9 Chunks of Styrofoam
8 Coolers
1 Cooler Lid
3 Chest Freezers
2 Refrigerators
1 Mini-Refrigerator filled with nasty fishing bait, duct taped closed (now we know why)
1 Freezer Door

1 Hot Water Heater
3 Propane Tanks
2 Freon Tanks w/ condenser coils
1 Agricultural Spray Tank
8 5-gallon Plastic Buckets
1 5-gallon Metal Bucket
2 13-gallon Trash Can
1 25-gallon Metal Drum
11 55-gallon Metal Barrels
7 55-gallon Plastic Barrels
1 55-gallon barrel lid
1 Construction Road Hazard Barrel
10 Unidentifiable Plastic Pieces
1 Barstool seat, no legs
1 Plastic Tub
3 Car Bumpers
1 Car Seat
2 Gas Tanks
1 8-ft piece of Steel
20 pieces of Scrap Metal
1 Barge Cable
1 piece of Rebar
1 6-ft plastic tubing

2 Coast Guard Navigation Buoys
1 Metal Box
1 Big Metal Fuel Tank
3 Duck Decoys
2 Large Tarps
1 Carpet Foam
1 Wooden Pallet
1 12-ft Ladder
1 Plywood Sheet
1 Antique Glass Clorox Bottle
1 3-ft Plastic Planter
1 5-ft Plastic Garden Edging
1 small Plastic Rhinoceros
1 child Car Seat
2 Milk Crates
1 4-ft wooden “Be Courteous” Sign
1 Anchor
1 16-ft fiberglass boat in pieces
2 Gail Brown State Representative Signs
1 Plastic Pallet
1 Top to Kid’s Sand Box
Footballs, Volleyballs, Basketballs, etc.
2 Toy cars
1 Floating Brazier from the Brush Creek WaterFire 2007 (travelled over 22 miles from Lake of the Enshriners!)
1 Boat Seat
1 Slide from plastic children’s playset
3 more children’s plastic playset pieces-unidentifiable
1 Traffic Cone
2 big PVC Pipes
2 Big Wheel Toys
1 4X6x8’ Treated Lumber
1 Teletubby
1 Inflatable Love Doll still in original box (found floating in the river tied up in a plastic bag)
1 piece of Mistletoe
1 Adam Sandler DVD-“Going Overboard”
Just a touch of the trash brought in by 411 volunteers at the October 4 Missouri River Clean-up.photo by Melanie Cheney
The 2008 River Clean-up Season Comes To An End

October 4, 2008
La Benite Park, Sugar Creek, MO
photos by Melanie Cheney, Jill Anderson-Hamilton & Don Williams
On Saturday, Oct. 4th, La Benite Park came alive early with the sounds of people getting to work and the smells of an Indian summer and coffee. Dumpsters and trailers for tires, trash, and scrap metal were in place. The River Relief crew was busily setting up pop-up tents, the sign in table, t-shirts, life jackets, maps and the “hydration station”. Boat captains began launching at the ramp, beaching their crafts while awaiting the hundreds of volunteers we anticipated.
The Big Muddy flowed past the ramp, carrying our quarry for the day- the solid waste that litters the shore, catches in the driftwood piles and clutters the dikes and riprap along the 12 miles that bracket La Benite. The scout was done, the flags in place. All that was needed was the people power to move the trash into the waiting containers.
We had never seen anything like it before, volunteers started arriving as early as 8:00 a.m. and people began to pitch in immediately. Some staked out a spot to meet their comrades on the river bank, while keeping an interested eye on the 19 boats assembled to take volunteers out onto the

The sign in table was quickly the hub of activity, as volunteers were signed in, received a t-shirt, gloves, reusable water bottle and a small token of appreciation in the form of hand sanitizers, pens or luggage tags. After sign in, folks proceeded to the orientation station.
Orientation plays a big role in the education that goes on at these clean ups. Our carefully prepared maps are used to show folks where they are along the river and what rivers and streams contribute to the trash they’ll be picking up. The project site is over 12 miles, so there is much to see. People have an opportunity to ask questions and ready their groups for the all important safety talk.
S H O W M E: Slow down before you throw down, hands in the boat, who is your buddy?, our safety team is key to making sure that volunteers know the ropes before setting out on the Missouri. Our rules are simple and few, but rigorously enforced. A clean safety record is our best asset, and the safety station keeps us on track. With over 400 people to watch out for, this all important step has been simplified and made easy to remember. Once the safety talk is through, the excitement increases.
Volunteers pass down to the ramp and are outfitted with PFD’s- lifejackets. The ramp crew takes a look at each one, making sure that the jacket fits and is properly snapped on to each volunteer. Groups are being called as the dispatchers identify reaches for boat drivers and the carrying capacity of each boat.

Now, the fun truly begins. Volunteers step carefully into boats provided by a number of state and federal agencies, corporations and our own River Relief fleet. Captains shout a few final words as boats pull out and power away from the ramp.

Blue skies and moderate temperatures made the boat rides (which are always a favorite part of the day) a treat. Smiling faces turned into the wind to watch the beautiful bridges of
Boats pull up to blue marker bags as captains ask their final questions. “Do you all have enough bags?” “Is your water bottle full?” “Now, be sure to look just up over the bank, there’s lots of trash in those piles of drift wood.” Volunteers remove their PFD’s and take to the riverbank, piling big trash in piles and bagging the detritus of storm drains into bags. It is simply amazing what is found out there. Tires and car parts and boats and refrigerators and bar stools and children’s toys all make their way into piles awaiting our work boats. Too soon for many, captains return to pick volunteers up for lunch.

Few people were prepared for the scene at the ramp as they returned. A delicious lunch was prepared and waiting, while River Relief work boats began the tedious task of picking up all of the piles of trash and transporting them to a waiting loader and hungry dumpsters. The ramp is controlled madness, as the loader supervisor makes sure that the way to the dumpsters is clear. Hardy volunteers take to the boats to cruise the project site, throwing everything from bags of trash to boats taken apart in pieces back to the ramp. Sturdy backs move the trash from shore to boat to loader. The loader moves the trash to the containers, repeating this ballet of trash hauling over and over as the afternoon progresses.

351 bags of trash and tons of other debris (an estimated 10 tons!) were removed efficiently in one day from the banks of the Big Muddy by many hands. In its place, we left newly found friendships, care and new found respect for an incredible natural resource and a huge service to our community.
November 11, 2008
Riverside Education
October 3, 2008
La Benite Park, Sugar Creek, MO
Slowly, the fog burned off of the levee, moving slowly through the parking lot and unveiling tents, tables and booths coming together to host nearly 300 Kansas City students on the banks of the Big Muddy at La Benite Park.
The Missouri River Watershed Festival is a 2 state, 7 county, metro KC regional event, featuring over 30 exhibitors conducting hands-on, interactive activities for area 5th graders with a focus on river stewardship and education. The festival is held in conjunction with a Missouri River Clean-up, giving an opportunity to follow up education with stewardship. Presentations were interactive, informative, educational and entertaining.

Students arrived and left their buses, armed with a festival passport, and toured learning stations enthusiastically learning about how their behavior in one part of the watershed can affect the entire region. Big river fish entranced students as their eager hands touched animals caught just that morning in the muddy water passing by La Benite Park. Muddy water was made drinkable right before their eyes. The Missouri River Relief Trashology exhibit showed students how trash travels down the river. Box City showed students how cities are developed and underscored the need for forward thinking city planning and infrastructure.
Excited chatter from the students showed that an impact had been made. “Did you see those fish? They were HUGE!” “If I built a city, I’d put bridges in first!” “I touched a snapping turtle. His shell was leathery.” “The girls beat the boys at the Recycle Relay!”

Lunch time arrived as students gathered on the levee for a meeting with Dr. H20. Students participated excitedly as science came alive with an entertaining twist. The session was recorded for broadcast on KCMO channel 2.
As students left the river, exhibitors enjoyed a valuable chance to network with friends and fellow educators. The exhibitors also found some time to travel to others’ exhibits, passing along their knowledge to colleagues.
Middle school students are a terrific group to work with. They have the stamina to pay close attention to the information provided by exhibitors, while employing that sense of wonder that energizes us all. Special thanks go to the teachers who take time out of a school day to bring students to the river. We believe that this type of learning allows students to become effective, critical thinking members of society who will pass these values on to their peers and families, establishing a sustainable environmental ethic and care for our natural resources.
Participating schools were Scuola Vita Nuova Charter School and Fire Prairie Middle School.
Additional thanks go to the City of Sugar Creek, who allowed us access to the Missouri River at beautiful La Benite Park, to Courtney Ridge who provided hand-wash stations and portable toilets, to the Sugar Creek Fire Department who provided our exhibits with water and to the land managers, biologists, not for profit experts, college students and community leaders who donated their time and talent to bring River education to the students.
None of this would be possible with out the leadership and guidance of the Missouri River Watershed Festival Committee chairs- Kimberlee Foster, Cheri Miller, Larry O’Donnell, Vicki Richmond, Colleen Doctorian, Wendy Sangster and Steve Van Rhein. These individuals design passports and maps, recruit exhibitors and teachers and set up the event. Their hard work behind the scenes is visible to all after a successful day, and Missouri River Relief is proud to be a part of this inspiring annual collaboration.

Students from Scuola Vita Nuova Charter School came to the Watershed Festival on Friday, and came as a group to clean-up the banks of the river and the La Benite Park area on Saturday during the Missouri River Clean-up. photo by Melanie Cheney